I am calling it Johnzee. It might be Zillyhoo shipping or something, though. 
 

MOTHERFUCKING UPDATE!

 

THIS IS A SHIP NOW.

thenimbus:

hanari502:

bakaunagi:

soniswatching:

katsplanet:

jade-of-space:

aidan—h:

misspumpkiin:

johnkatking:

nipplemoustache:

katsplanet:

homestuck: a trailer

this isn’t super great but it was fun to put together!!!

i think a honk at the end would’ve been good! but this is amazing!

i’m legit crying oh my god

people who say that homestuck is a kids comic are stupid okay

oh my gosh this is SO COOL

i am crying this is beauty 

oh wow its back on my dash

…this has really gone around, huh…

I FUCKING LOST IT AT MOM AND DAD OHLY FUCKING SHIT

HOLY SHIT

Oh….

Oh my….

This isn’t half bad.

This is me. I regret NOTHING. :| 

zombie-buttsex:

kyleehenke:

kyleehenke:

A THOUSAND ACTS - Performed by Kylee Henke

Written by Dearheart42 

[DOWNLOAD MP3]

A Homestuckified version of Vanessa Carlton’s A Thousand Miles! Enjoy!!

[LYRICS]

Making my way online
Clicking fast
Pages pass
And I’m Homestuck
Staring blankly ahead
Just tryin’ to make sense, tryin’ to make sense
Of the plot

Need an update
Where’s my update
And now I wonder

If I had not seen Cascade first
Would I have drilled on through the worst?
Now I know I’d read a thousand acts
If it would just update
Tonight

It’s always times like these
That I theorize
And I agonize
And Hussie’s toying with me
And everything’s so wrong
But we all belong
This fandom’s nothing like you’ve ever seen

I need an update
Gimme that update
Sometimes I wonder

If I had stopped before Act 5
Would my dead muse be this alive?
‘Cause you know I’d read a thousand acts
If it would just update
Tonight

And I, I
Just wanna let you know
I, I
Drown in the shipping feels
I, I
Don’t want to let this go
I, I don’t…

Making my way online
Clicking fast
Pages pass
And I’m Homestuck
Staring blankly ahead
I try to make sense, try to make sense
Of the plot

Still need that update
Oh where’s my update
I start to wonder…

If I had not seen Cascade first
Would I have drilled on through the worst?
Now I know I’d read a thousand acts
If it would just update…
Oh-oh

If I had stopped before Act 5
Would my dead muse be this alive?
‘Cause you know I’d read a thousand acts
If it would just update

Oh Hussie, don’t be late
Tonight

reblog for early risers!

this song embodies all of my feels about homestuck and updates pertaining to homestuck.

sula-day:

EEEEEEE!!!! It’s back!

rainbow-ashe:

hanari502:

nagasbooty:

ask-jesus:

caketier:

hotstriderbutt:

canni8al:

skywwhale:

animejesus:

goody-tier-shoes:

mrlemonsnout:

Oh fuck.

Oh shit.

just a warm-up for something else.

Welp
Everyone run for your lives 

fucking run bitches

im crying its never gonna end this is great

EVERYONE RUN FOR THE HILLS

not even i can help at this point

when homestuck ends is when the real slaughter begins

As if we weren’t wrecked enough.

Welp.

-Internal screaming-

godheadtestified:

ofphenwa:

theproudamoeba:

seriously, that would be like the perfect moment for the Beta kids to arrive.

Oh Dave. 

hhhhhaaaaaaaahaHAHAA yes good perfect

xadorkablemarinax:

docbuttscratch:

“Jack, no!!!”

JACK

ONCE-LER FANDOM, HOW COULD YOU- Oh well. I’ll deal. Because it fits… Fucking hell. XD

cappucciinoo:

ohlookahails:

shitloadofsquirrels:

omgleagueoflegends:

whydidyouclickthis:

iheartchaos:

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My life is a lie.

Yeah I’m reblogging this here too.

screams

my whole life is a fucking lie